marioclash:

christians: god is formless, god can come across as anyone or anything

person: god might be a woman

christians:

image

From my understanding God is nothing and everything. No one and everyone. Most people refer to God as he because thats how it’s presented in scripture. So this is most people’s image. I’m sure anyone from any religion would be upset if you told them their personal image of their God is wrong.

nearer-my-god:

goldenpoc:

momworries:

Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔

plot twist: the porn bots are the staff

the porn was coming from inside the house

crisiskode:

shutyourmoustache:

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out

bunjywunjy:

deathskitten:

justcatposts:

Pure,

via @kesyacaat

I love how moms just like “alright well, you seem to have this under control”

mom cat: whatr u doin to me bb
mom cat: nvm carry on

https://justcatposts.tumblr.com/ justcatposts
fuckincasuals:
“ gotitnofarting:
“i thought we weren’t allowed to have shit like this on here anymore
”
they said nudity was allowed for great works of art
”

fuckincasuals:

gotitnofarting:

i thought we weren’t allowed to have shit like this on here anymore

they said nudity was allowed for great works of art

tamascotchi:
“ animals-riding-animals:
“toads riding snake
”
they took midnight train goin anywhere
”

tamascotchi:

animals-riding-animals:

toads riding snake

they took midnight train goin anywhere

mezzosexual:
“Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
”

mezzosexual:

Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka


Sexyback except it reverbs like you're in a sewer

443,606 plays

sleepykylo:

god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this


just-shower-thoughts:

War crimes are only crimes if you lose.



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